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Dialogue


Well, it has taken a while, but I'm starting to put together some of my favourite sounds from the various series. Click on a link to download the sound files (all .wav format and pretty poor quality - for speed of download. No files are larger than 200Kb).

T-Bag Strikes Again
 

T-Bag passing comment on Charlie Chuckle's royal command performance (episode 9).

T-Bag challenging Charlie Chuckle's conjuring skills to something a little bigger than he had bargained for (she's referring to Debbie) (episode 9).

T-Bag and Debbie argue over who Charlie hands the number 9 to for a magic trick (episode 9).

T-Bag inviting Debbie to relax in the T-Room (episode 10).

T-Bag telling Debbie exactly what she thinks of her (episode 10).

T-Shirt tricking T-Bag into letting him go after Debbie to give her the numbers (episode 10).


T-Bag Bounces Back
 

T-Bag complements Major Happy on his wonderful Glockenspiel playing in episode 1.

T-Bag chastising T-Shirt for leaving Debbie out in the cold in episode 1.

T-Bag is wished away by Debbie and the genie in episode 2.

One of T-Bags catchphrases uttered with considerable venom in episode 3.

T-Bag tries to pass herself off as a pirate in episode 4.

Bobby Jobsworth encounters T-Bag in one of her many disguises in episode 5.

T-Bag realises she has let Debbie escape in episode 5.

Debbie "sympathises" with King Rufus over the loss of his dog. I include this because the delivery of Debbie's line is a bit overacted so it sounds as though she's being really sarcastic (to be fair, though, it is quite a tough line because you can't really say "Oh dear! I'm very sorry to hear that!" and sound sincere - try it for yourself!). This clip is from the 7th episode.

T-Bag tells T-Shirt her first name (the first time that we hear it, too!) so that he can finish singing "Happy Birthday" to her in episode 8.

T-Shirt gives T-Bag one of her birthday presents, but she gets more than she bargained for in episode 8.

Uncle Jumbo dismisses Nickdit from his chamber without any tea in episode 9. I include this one because it is my sister's favourite, and she finds the line "It's all...(stuffs food in mouth)...FEENEESHED!" very useful when she doesn't want to share her sweets.

Another of my sister's favourites. T-Bag tempts the Fat Bloke to a tray of cream buns, using very vivid verbal imagery in episode 9.

Major Happy gets on T-Bags nerves in episode 10.

I had to include this one. You won't hear a scream like this again for a long time! T-Bag is destroyed in episode 10.


Turn on to T-Bag
 

T-Bag tricks Professor Sparks into handing over one of the crystals in episode 1.

T-Bag reassures T-Shirt that there is no such thing as a yeti in episode 3.

T-Bag shows her charitable side in episode 6.


T-Bag and the Revenge of the T-Set
 

T-Shirt tries to stop T-Bag eating the drugged ice cream in episode 2, but is too late.

T-Bag is given a nice drink of coffee to wake her up in episode 3.

T-Bag's catchphrase again with a lot of venom. Episode 3.

T-Bag sees that T-Shirt has the bag of spoons, but T-Shirt isn't himself in episode 5.

T-Shirt is puzzled when T-Bag tells him off for biting her in episode 5.

Ever wondered what T-Bag was like as a child? We find out in episode 5.

T-Bag is obviously terrified when threatened by Hazel Knutt in episode 5.

T-Bag volunteers to model for Vincent in episode 8.

Everyone is amazed at Vincent's new style of painting in episode 8.


T-Bag and the Pearls of Wisdom
 

T-Bag is still learning the ropes, so T-Shirt has to explain to her what to do in episode 2.

T-Bag demonstrates her powers of deduction as Shirley Holmes in episode 3.

T-Shirt feels as though he is being ignored in episode 3.

A lovely bit of subtle humour from episode 4.

T-Bag shows her compassion for animals in episode 4.


T-Bag and Rings of Olympus
 

T-Shirt suggests alternative accommodation to T-Bag after their expulsion from Mount Olympus.

Granny discovers something horrifying in Transylvania in episode 5.

Granny and T-Shirt run into a strange chap in Transylvania in episode 5.

The Count tells Polly how he feels about living on his own.


T-Bag and the Sunstones of Montezuma
 

Diggory struggles to remember where he put his map in episode 1.

T-Bag graciously accepts Gussie's proposal of marriage in episode 2.

Penny is accosted by Hamburger Guzzler in episode 3.

T-Shirt makes a new friend in episode 4.

RADIO LOVE. GERRROOVY!!! From episode 5.

T-Bag shows she's still a groovy chick in episode 5.

The Tsarina is concerned about her health in episode 6.

T-Shirt feels left out of the conversation in episode 6.